Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

Paris, France. Commissaire Wens follows the lead of a ruthless murderer to an unexpected place.

A uranium prospector is eating a peanut butter sandwich in the desert where atom bomb tests are being done. He becomes radioactive, and helps the FBI break up an enemy…

When Sarah Kress learns her family’s vineyard is up for sale, she leaves her busy urban life and visits her hometown to help with the sale and have her last…

The reinvigorated elderly group that left Earth comes back to visit their relatives. Will they all decide to go back to the planet where no one grows old, or will…

At a Mexican resort, a fast-talking magazine editor woos the dancer he’s trashed in print.

Comedy about Zdzisław Najmrodzki, most famous polish criminal in the times of Polish People Republic, named “the getaway king”, known for stealing cars and escaping prison many times, but never…

Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she’s too sensitive to kill. When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha’s life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she…

A popular beauty surprisingly asks a nerd to take her to the prom. He wakes up hours later in a sleazy alley. She’s missing but he remembers nothing about it.

In this humorous paean to the joys of food, a pair of truck drivers happen onto a decrepit roadside shop selling ramen noodles. The widowed owner, Tampopo, begs them to…

Two robbers flee from a robbery into a neighborhood where they seek safety. Spotting two guys arriving to a house, the robbers pull into the driveway and use a car…

Joseon’s top detective Kim Min attempts to track down those responsible for circulating massive amounts of counterfeit silver bullion in Joseon. He also tries to find the missing sibling of…

Half-brothers Stefane and Antony despise their biological father, callous millionaire Charles Calvert. Because Charles refuses to share his wealth with his sons, Stefane and Antony ask hip American thrill-seeker Duffy…