In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies – three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.

In the remote, sun soaked Pennsylvanian countryside, Ned Larson – a retired professor and reclusive inventor is killed in an explosion at his home. Soon after, small-time investigative journalist Eve…